An old prospector walks his tired old mule into a western town one day. He'd been out in the desert for about 6 months without a drop of whiskey. He walked up to the first saloon he came to and tied his old mule to the hitch rail. As he stood there brushing the dust from his face and clothes, a young gunslinger walked out of the saloon with a gun in one hand and a bottle of whiskey in the other. The young gunslinger looked at the old man and laughed, saying, Hey old man, have you ever danced ? The old man looked at the young upstart and stated, No i never did dance, jes never took the notion. A crowd had gathered by then and the gunslinger said, Well you old fool, yer gonna dance now, and started shooting at the old mans feet! The old prospector was hopping around and everybody was laughing. When the gunslinger fired his last bullet, he holstered his gun, snickered again and turned to leave. The old man said nothing , reached up on his mule, drew his shotgun, and pulled back both hammers making a very audible double clicking sound. The gunslinger heard the sound and everything got quiet. The crowd watched as the gunslinger slowly turned around looking down both barrels of the shotgun, his brow breaking into a sweat. The old man now with a wry grin on his face asked, Did you ever kiss a mules ass?? The gunslinger swallowed hard and said, Nope,but i always wanted to Sir.