Two rednecks are out hunting, and as they are walking along
they come upon a huge hole in the ground. They approach it and
are amazed by the size of it.

The first hunter says, "Wow, that's some hole, I can't even
see the bottom, I wonder how deep it is?"

The second hunter says, "I don't know, let's throw something
down and listen and see how long it takes to hit bottom."

The first hunter says "There's this old transmission here,
give me a hand and we'll throw it in and see."

So they pick it up and carry it over, and count one, and two
and three, and throw it in the hole. They are standing there
listening and looking over the edge when they hear a rustling in
the brush behind them. As they turn around they see a goat come
crashing through the brush, run up to the hole with no
hesitation, and jump in headfirst.

While they are standing there looking at each other, looking
in the hole, and trying to figure out what that was all about,
an old farmer walks up. "Say there," says the farmer, "you
fellers didn't happen to see my goat around here anywhere, did

The first hunter says, "Funny you should ask, but we were just
standing here a minute ago and a goat came running out of the
bushes doin' about a hunert miles an hour and jumped headfirst
into this hole here!"

And the old farmer said, "Why that's impossible, I had him
chained to a transmission!"

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