GIRLS' NIGHT OUT

Two women friends had gone for a girls' night out;
both were very faithful and loving wives. However,
they had gotten overly enthusiastic on the Bacardi
Breezers. Incredibly drunk & walking home they needed
to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.

One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought
she would take off her panties and use them. Her
friend, however, was wearing a rather expensive pair
of panties and did not want to ruin them, but was
lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a
wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe
with that. After the girls did their business, they
proceeded to go home.

The next day one of the women's husband was concerned
that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in
bed with a hangover, so he phoned the other husband and said,
"These damn girl nights have got to stop. I'm starting
to suspect the worst. My wife came home last night with no
panties!
"You are absolutely right" said the other husband, "Mine came
home with her panties all right but there was a card stuck between
the crack of her butt that said "From all of us at the Fire Station.
We'll never forget you."

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